" A Puppy Poem'
Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair..
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR
Don't eat those peas, what is this mush?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
OUTTA the toilet, OUTTA the sink
AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX, IT's FOR THE CAT
and must you kiss me after that?
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny, but also quite crazy..
Don't despair through the toil and strife
Cause after three years, you'll get back your life!
So lets go for a walk so you can do your thing
and just maybe I'll get back my diamond ring.